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January 14, 2026

Books for When You’re in a Reading Slump 📚😴✨

Reading slumps are rude. One day you’re inhaling books like oxygen, the next you’re staring at your TBR like it personally betrayed you. When nothing sounds good, everything feels like too much effort, and even your favorite genres aren’t hitting, it’s time to change the approach—not quit reading altogether. These are the kinds of books

🍽️ Literary Meal Prep: A Week of Tasty Reads

Mondays are for fresh starts—and let’s be honest, we all need a little something to look forward to as the week stretches ahead. Think of this as meal prep, but for your reading life: a carefully curated menu to keep your brain well-fed and your heart happily full. No chopping vegetables required, just a cozy

🖐️ Friday Five: Book Boyfriends Who Should Be Illegal

There are book boyfriends, and then there are BOOK BOYFRIENDS. The ones who ruin your standards, invade your dreams, and leave you clutching your paperback like it’s the last lifeline in a sea of mediocrity. These men are bad for your blood pressure, your productivity, and your grip on reality—and we wouldn’t have it any